Pumpkin Spice Illuminatte (some swears)

from by rap legend Jesse Dangerously

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I got that pumpkin spice latte, pumpkin iced coffee
Pumpkin spice doughnut, yeah that pumpkin spice all day
Nothing like pumpkin spice, your mother might have made those
Pumpkin spice glazed ham, pumpkin spice potatoes
Pumpkin spice stays HAM! We all stuntin now we got it
Pumpkin spice cologne on my throat and pumpkin shower product
Pumpkin spice narcotic on the corner, pumpkin spice pot
Orange lights and sirens, that's a pumpkin spice cop
On the pumpkin spice block, bumpin Smashing Pumpkins tapes
Pumpkin spice bootlegs, smash your pumpkin's fuckin legs
What's his name? Doesn't say. Pumpkin spice on foreign foods
Pumpkin eggs benedict. Pumpkin spice orange juice.
Spice up the boring news- hey, what's that guy in line for?
Midnight sale at Apple Store: PUMPKIN SPICE iPHONE
Hate it then you love it, that's the pumpkin spice rom com
Naked out in public with the pumpkin spice condom!

Shorty, let me tell you bout my only vice
It's got to do with lots of pumpkins
and it's called Pumpkin Spice!

Summer is over and winter is coming and autumn is bringing its cargo
Pumpkins over everything - like I finished Star Road!
Pumpkins by the carload, trunk of my Impala
All-seeing eye on the pumpkin spice dollar
Gotta pop a lotta bottles of that pumpkin spice chardonnay
Saw a lot models in that pumpkin spice lingerie
Pumpkin spice Tanqueray! New orange Gatorade!
Pumpkin spice is here to stay, no matter what the haters say!
Pumpkin spice: the flavour they can't use and have it not sell
Pumpkin spice conspiracy, pumpkin spice Roswell
Pumpkin spice is hot as hell, even as thermometers drop
It's like a scarecrow - you know what belongs at the top...

(a pumpkin)

Get that economy poppin, you wanna be shopping for quantity, stock your
Pumpkin spice larder from the malls or mom n pop stores
Pistol grip pumpkin for the war - I hope you got yours!

Shorty, let me tell you bout my only vice
It's got to do with lots of pumpkins
and it's called Pumpkin Spice!

On the stand, under lights, something like a goner
I know my fuckin rights, I'm pleading pumpkin spice, your honour!

credits

from Pumpkin Spice Illuminatte, released October 5, 2015
raps by rap legend Jesse Dangerously
beat by Spekulation
backing vocals by KL the Mayor of Ottawa, Nolely Nole, and Spekulation
cuts by absoluteMadman
mixed by Spekulation
mastered by C Money Burns

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rap legend Jesse Dangerously Ottawa, Ontario

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